Interviewer: Tell me opposite of Good?

Sardar: Bad.

Int.: Come?

Sardar: Go.

Int.: Ugly?

Sardar: Pichhli.

Int.: U-G-L-Y.?

Sardar: PICHHLI.

Int.: Shut up!

Sardar: Keep talking.

Int.: Get out…..

Sardar: Come in.

Int.: Oh! My God!

Sardar: Oh! Your Devil!

Int.: U R rejected…

Sardar: I am selected.